written rules for people who can’t read:

von achim mirjam | Apr. 1, 2007 | books

1. Please don’t smoke in bed.

2. Please don’t operate the grinder or press, if you’ve been drinking.

3. Please don’t go up to the roof to eat your lunch.

4. Please even if you are very hot do not go up to the roof to sleep.

5. There should be no going up on the roof at night.